1. You can put down the loads and the protein shakes. You may need us to be immaculate looking; we essentially need you not to be fat.
2. Supplant those frightful size-extra-huge T-shirts with something that entirely of fits. We figure you may be a medium.
3. Never permit any individual who tunes in to baseball on the radio to trim your hair.
4. Buy sheets that don't contain polyester and that are white.
5. Blue Book worth isn't all that matters. Take the cash you would spend putting the rearward sitting arrangement DVD theater in your Honda and purchase a pleasant pair of shoes.
6. We couldn't care less what the arrangement is. Simply have one.
7. Candles. They are so modest and they are so successful.
8. When you give her a blessing, incorporate a card. You can spend less on the blessing on the off chance that you compose something decent. Try not to purchase a card with a message in it, except if you're dating Danielle Steele.
9. She shows up home from work excited for consideration. You show up home from work anxious for a few lagers and the Simpsons-King of the Hill hour. The minute you get back home, embrace her, investigate her eyes, and state that you're glad to see her. This basic motion, finished with earnestness, will acquire you heaps of time on the lounge chair.
10. Purchase secured trash jars for your kitchen and restroom. They conceal stuff we would prefer not to think about at any rate.
11. Make a rundown entitled "Terrible Behavior from Women," and when you see it occurring, shout out. Tell us you won't be around regardless, and we'll need to keep you.
12. Drive a stick move. Men look inadequate driving automatics.
13. Never articulate the expression, "I realize I'm no Brad Pitt/Denzel Washington." You're a person. Simply acting like you believe you're hot makes you hot. Be appreciative, in light of the fact that ladies really must be hot to be hot.
14. Short sleeves are for golf just; shoes are for Jesus as it were.
15. At the point when a lady requests that you go with her to a wedding or a family occasion, R.S.V.P. inside 24 hours. On the off chance that you find that you can't submit, help everybody out and sever it.
16. Quit working on the in a tough situation/not-in a tough situation worldview. Because we're not hollering at you doesn't mean all is well.
17. In case you're late, call.
18. Brush your teeth a ton.
19. Understand that in the event that you "keep overlooking" to trim your nose hairs, we will "keep overlooking" to start sex.
20. In the event that your TV is of a size to such an extent that it is normally remarked on, conceal it in a bureau. You may have an inclination for a) sloth, b) lack of involvement, or c) blocking out the world, yet she need not be helped to remember this each time she strolls into your family room.
21. You probably won't recognize what she needs you to get her for her birthday, yet her companions do. Ask them.
22. When we are as one, once in a while we are busy with errands—shutting a window, putting on another CD, petting the feline—that reason us to center our look somewhere else. May we recommend these windows of time as the most great for scratching your balls.
23. Purchase a Swiffer and use it. They come in dry (lounge room) and wet (kitchen and washroom). Wash your dishes. Get your garments. Swiff. She'll believe you're a capable grown-up.
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